"Hanging and marriage, you know, go by destiny."

"You will see...many very important differences between our methods of education and yours, but the main dif…"

"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of t…"

"The humanities have usually left evolutionary nature to the biologists. But some of the other questions her…"

"My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck."

"I don't know why they're called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off"

"He’d grown a mustache since Randall had last seen him. It was hard to understand why: He looked devious eno…"