"I don't know why they're called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off"

"Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbid…"

"Great Britain may certainly continue to uphold her envied supremacy, sustained by her coal, iron, capital, …"

"I have learned, by some experience, that virtue and patriotism, vice and selfishness, are found in all part…"

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

"I am best known for painting scary pictures, but I’m not into scary that much, yeah, that’s completely ironic."

"If my knowledge is correct, the government in the United Kingdom even took away the tax concessions given t…"