"The most improper job of any man ... is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity."

“Years before I had rejected as disgusting cynicism by an old vulgarian the words of warning given me by old Joseph Wright. 'What do you take Oxford for, lad?' 'A university, a place of learning.' 'Nay, lad, it's a factory! And what's it making? I'll tell you. It's making fees. Get that in your head, and you'll begin to understand what goes on.' Alas! by 1935 I now knew that it was perfectly true. At any rate as a key to dons' behaviour. Quite true, but not the whole truth.”

“I am in fact a Hobbit . I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food , but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms ; have a very simple sense of humor ; I go to bed late and get up late . I do not travel much.”

“Gentlemen are rare among the superiors, and even human beings rare indeed.”

“Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.”

“Leaf by Niggle - a symbolic story about a small painter" at TolkienLibrary”

“Small wonder that spell means both a story told, and a formula of power over living men.”