"I kid you not. That's actually Garry's Incident level of terrible."

"Physicists, for all their odd notions, are basically a conservative lot."

"...Greece, which has the highest estimation of the renowned leader, heroic soldier, and enlightened creator…"

"As a result we shall have the necessary variety of clothes, even if the people of a given city lack the ima…"

"When friends do business, there is no need of contracts. Unfortunately, there are no friends in business."

"Lincoln habitually would tell people he was totally ignorant of a subject which in fact he was quite well v…"

"Try as we will to be culturally aggrieved by day, we find the gringos kind of attractive in the moonlight."