"a sole governor is in a slippery position at home; and I consider that tyrant a fortunate man who dies a natural death in his own house."

"So, now that we’re dead, what’s our next move?"

"I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!" Count Olaf cried. "I'm tickled pinker than a sun-burned Caucasian! I'…"

"Everyone sees drama from his own perspective. My father was killed by a German mine, while I lost other rel…"

"Our heroic projects that are aimed at destroying evil have the paradoxical effect of bringing more evil int…"

"I witnessed the gruesome workings of the machinery of death; gear meshed with gear, like clockwork. It was …"

"Chilo advised, "not to speak evil of the dead."