"There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today."

"Today someone wrote to the president's office that I should use a Chinese name instead of Kolas, which is indigenous. Reminds me of when I wrote the Indigenous Languages Act in 2017 and the Chinese pr…"

"True, Reagan tied with Carter for the youth vote in 1980 and stole younger voters from Mondale in 1984, but other than that, young voters have consistently embarrassed themselves. Of course, back when…"

"The scenic ideals that surround even our national parks are carriers of a nostalgia for heavenly bliss and eternal calmness."

"It is satisfying for the descendant of a dissident refugee from Elizabeth I to present his credentials to Elizabeth II."