"From humble Port to imperial Tokay."

"We should not, certainly, punish other people in general because of an apparent lack of gratitude on the pa…"

"'Profoundly grateful, and as if I had swallowed a small baby. ... Why, they are perfect beasts of oysters!'"

"Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs."

"All Mark knew was that if it came down to a choice between Kareen and oxygen, he’d prefer to give up oxygen…"

"My prostate thanks the car wash."

"Never say in grief you are sorry he's gone. Rather, say in thankfulness you are grateful he was here."