"Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them."

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"I wish I had never been born," she said. "What are we born for?" "For infinite happiness," said the Spirit. "You can step out into it at any moment..."

— C. S. Lewis

Literature1925–1954

#life

"Guns are not only for soldiers. Every person can own a gun. If they shoot, you shoot back."

— Jean Kambanda

Politics1955

#life

"I’ve always felt that anyone who wants to talk about my private life is only demonstrating the paucity of his/her imagination when there are so many more important and exciting things to discuss."

— David Gerrold

Literature1944

#life

"It is far better that more people should be in work, even if that means accepting lower wages on average, than that those lucky enough to keep their jobs should scoop the pool while millions are livin…"

— Denis Healey

Politics1917–2015

#life