"This is the Imus in the Morning program, We're not happy 'till you're not happy."

“I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.”

“Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I'll be milking Deirdre later... Ain't that right baby.”

“I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. Yes, Howard Stern is a slut. He's a bastard, too. Worse--a Jew bastard! That's the worst kind. Put him in the oven.”

“...and on MSNBC all over the world. Now, uhh, because it's available all over the world, doesn't mean, by the way, that anybody's watchin' it. Am I right Charles?”