"I've been lawsuit-threated by experts, and i can tell you from that experience, dv8 appears to not be an expert."

“The Internet is not for sissies.”

“With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more.”

“Fragmentation is like classful addressing -- an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimentation was going on while IP was being designed.”

“personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry.”

“You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?”

“Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!! and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a pony. Get over it.”