"You practice so you can invent. Discipline? No. The joy of practicing leads you to the celebration of the creation."

"To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology."

"I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, …"

"His deep-seated insecurities have created in him a black hole of need that constantly requires the light of…"

"Charlie Gleister had invented a time machine, but he hadn’t invented it right because it didn’t work."

"We cannot make good news out of bad practice."

"When a man acts in ways that annoy us we wish to think him wicked, and we refuse to face the fact that his …"