"When I want to play music, you've got to get me on tape or else it goes."

“...Is the greatest guitar player in the world.”

“Sounds cool. Looks cool. Feels cool.”

“Satriani's Law: There's at least a 30% chance that someone will print the name Satriani incorrectly”

“Basic anatomy. That has got to be the ongoing frustration: Why can't my fingers do what I want them to do? Not being able to play what I hear in my head — that is the ultimate source of frustration.”

“Mozart was a freaky kind of shredder.”

“18th September, 1970; Jimi Hendrix dies. I'm still on the football team when I get the news. So I take my helmet off and confront the coach to tell him I'm quitting the team. In a moment of brilliance he gives me one look and says "OK.”