"We play with 2 stoppers and 3 spisses."

"I believed then that if you had a good encounter with a person, it was best not to see them again for as lo…"

"Do not say before hand what you are going to do; for if you fail, you will be laughed at."

"The great thing about being a comedian is that it kind of doesn't matter how you look. It's actually a disa…"

"It looks like it's from another planet. A good planet. A planet with better designers"

"Ordinary speciation remains fully adequate to explain the causes and phenomenology of punctuation."

"The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone"