"I look back and think I'm a smart person!  What the hell was I thinking?"

“There's always a way.  Where there's a will there is a way.  You have to believe.”

“I think I'm still clean living, you know?  That's something, when I—I don't go home and have orgies or anything like that.  I'm still the same person that I've always been.  So….”

“Watching Britney Spears the other night was like watching a public execution.  How could the people at MTV, the people around her, not know this girl was fucked up?  People came in expecting a train wreck, and they got more than they bargained for.”

“You have babies at home.  And you have a life.  And if you don't, you have to realize that we're people and that we just need privacy and we need our respect.  And those are things that you have to have as a human being.”

“I just want to say that um, I'm just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it's just so nice. Like oh my God! Like, the other day, like I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant, and like, it's so true. Like America, believe everything you read. Because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. Come on y'all.”

“Britney’s been doing it since she was like 13.  It's kind of fair that she had a little bit of a meltdown.  I mean, she's been through a lot.  I think she's gonna be alright now.  She's an intelligent girl.”