"What lies behind us and what lies before us are but tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

"Men have been Laughed out of Faults which a Sermon could not reform."

"I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it’s more than that. It’s an entire regime of antibiotics an…"

"Instead of boiling up individuals into the species, I would draw a chalk circle round every individuality, …"

"This London, of course, with its hollow, drum-like name, is neither England nor abroad but something on its…"

"I consider myself an atlas. Sort of an Arnold Schwarzenegger with a Nigel Tufnel twist. I walk close to edg…"

"Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B.C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants."