"If it is proven that the Babri Masjid has been built in forcible replacement of a Hindu temple, I will demolish it with my own hands."

"To be rich is to give a smile with no expectation of return."

"The owning of faults is no hard matter for persons that find a fund within themselves to mend them. ."

"So many people don’t know about what happens behind closed doors in slaughterhouses and with animal testing…"

"Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered …"

"Make them laugh, make them cry, or make them angry."

"I consider myself an atlas. Sort of an Arnold Schwarzenegger with a Nigel Tufnel twist. I walk close to edg…"