"“If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him."

““He’s one of my best friends. I met him on Tears of the Sun. Basically, we’re cut from the same mold. He took me into his camp. He invited me into his family. I’m almost overwhelmed with the fact he embraced me the way he did. But basically we’re the same guy. I’m him ten years before and a lot poorer.”

““He’s an asshole. Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with.”

““I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing.”

““And women, you know... Women want a man. That’s what I envision. Who the hell wants to walk around with someone that’s prettier than you if you’re a woman?”

““I don’t want to be prettier than the woman I’m walking with. I want people to look at me and say, ‘Now there’s a guy that can go under a car and fix the transmission, and ride a horse, and take out a motorcycle. And when you’re with him, you feel like he’s a man.’ Right now what I feel like in Hollywood is they’re so pretty and dainty and metro that it’s repulsive to me.”

““Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite.”