"I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light."

"Value yourself according to the burdens you carry, and you will find everything a burden."

"I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable."

"The accumulation of capital and misery go hand in hand, concentrated in space."

"Don't ever get between a pregnant woman and the bathroom door; it don't matter if the sister's saved, she'l…"

"Men take more pains to hide than to mend themselves."

"It is seldom that the miserable can help regarding their misery as a wrong inflicted by those who are less …"