"Don't be yourself-be someone a little nicer."

""Hey, there’s something falling down in there," said the chief clerk. Gregor tried to suppose to himself th…"

"He nestles himself flat in the meeting of her buttocks. An excruciating douche."

"Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?"

"Other scholars, when they deign to notice the evidence in the PurANas in respect of the indigenous origin o…"

"I'm sorry, I don't consider myself a Chinese, I am a Malaysian."

"I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species."