"Fuck Bill O'Reilly. He's a muthafucking prick."

“So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.”

“Mr. D, why is you doin' the Big Nasty on my bed?!”

“Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It's the dance of love between a penis and vagina.”

“When I'm not longer rappin', I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.”

“The revolution will be televised.”

“Yo' waddup; this is Snoop D-O-Double-G sayin' stop the violence, drop the guns, and increase the peace.”