"Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home."

“When you screw up someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.”

“to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work.”

“Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.”

“That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.”

“Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.”

“Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.”