"Essays by Alexander Smith at Quotidiana.org"

"They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer — not an easy …"

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"It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo..."

"didn't say anything about Turkey during the referendum. Since I made no remarks…I can't disown them"

"It's going to a lot harder to kill an animal that's able to speak its name."

"Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say "I'm gonna go shave, …"