"Goe to bed with the Lambe, and rise with the Larke."

"I'm the Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobi…"

"They do things better with logarithms."

"If you mention to a woman that the song is disgusting and misogynistic, they all give you the same answer: …"

"If you’re going to be businessmen, don’t confuse the vocation with larceny."

"Dane Cook on AOL Comedy"

"We do not argue with the critic who urges that the stars are not hot enough for this process; we tell him t…"