"Yes, we must donate and volunteer and protest and vote, all while reminding ourselves daily that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. And we must commit to defending our friends, neighbors, and coworkers who are immigrants , Muslims , people of color, women seeking reproductive health care, trans men and women seeking safety, lesbian and gay men seeking to protect their families, and everyone and everything else Trump has threatened to harm, up to and including the planet we all live on."

“Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.”

“Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.”

“I wasn't going to argue with a German about the psychology of a forced march – not even a guiltless German.”

“The butt is not a magical place that only gay people can visit, like a leather bar or the Liberace Museum.”

“So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.”

“But just because we're conditioned to view some things as disgusting and immoral doesn't mean that some things aren't, in actual point of fact, disgusting and immoral. Human sacrifice, for instance. Or cannibalism. Or Ann Coulter.”