"Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store."

“In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it’s the only thing you've got.”

“Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.”

“How many members of the fleshbound masses do you think will listen to him? He’s making sense, and they don’t respond to that.”

“Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.”

“Upon finding his quarry, he would learn what he could, make an evaluation, and act accordingly. Then he would tell his superiors whatever they wanted to hear, just as he always had.”

“A belief in the purposeful complexity of Fate is always more comforting than random, straightforward facts. This may be why Mother preferred to believe in Atlantis and UFOs rather than in virtually everything else.”