"It gone take my momma comin back from the grave to make me love somthin."

"American Beer is a lot like making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water."

"The rule of Big Money and its attendant culture of cupidity and mendacity has so poisoned our hearts, minds…"

"We love because Love sets us free, and we say things that we once never even had the courage to whisper to …"

"When we love there is no reason why."

"According to a recent Gallup poll, nearly half of all Marylanders would leave the state if they could.  As …"

"Never despair of a child. The one you weep the most for at the mercy-seat may fill your heart with the swee…"