"My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings."

“I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.”

“Waiting for the German verb is surely the ultimate thrill.”

“You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?”

“Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.”

“Often in the theatre I can hardly hear myself talking or assuring my doxy that so-and-so is the same fellow that played so-and-so in so-and-so, he's very good, he's a civil servant in the Department of Agriculture, I met a sister of his in Skerries, and so on. Actors should conduct themselves like the rest of us and practise the unobtrusive intonation of the gentleman.”

“Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man.”