Daniel Handler on Justice
Browse 6 quotations attributed to Daniel Handler, catalogued under justice, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Daniel Handler, entry #30099: "The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights."
Attributed to Daniel Handler, entry #19567: "What he'd just said was "Who cares?" and nobody wants to hear that."
6 Quotes by Daniel Handler on Justice
"The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights."
"What he'd just said was "Who cares?" and nobody wants to hear that."
"Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of ‘systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, Syst-susceptible sister,’ which is easier done than said. - Lemony Snicket"
"What a bad day it was, the clouds were low and cloudy, the rain no fun, and the dark as it hit the late afternoon thick like someone who stops by your place and just won't leave. The day was canceled, almost, on account of the rain spilling itself over everything."
"Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with "Once upon a time," and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very angry, and then takes a nap until her boyfriend wakes her up with a kiss and insists on getting married, at which point the story ends with the phrase "happily ever after."
"Like handshakes, house pets, or raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up -- and down -- a range of strange and distressing mountains."