Daniel Handler on Time
Browse 8 quotations attributed to Daniel Handler, catalogued under time, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Daniel Handler, entry #97658: "Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. -Lemony Snicket"
Attributed to Daniel Handler, entry #173420: "gave me a puzzled frown like she thought offhand i was dead but the media's so unreliable these days."
8 Quotes by Daniel Handler on Time
"Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. -Lemony Snicket"
"gave me a puzzled frown like she thought offhand i was dead but the media's so unreliable these days."
"Why, you're all grown up! The last time I saw you I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!"
"I'm full of hard times today"
"As the official representative of Lemony Snicket in all legal, literary, and social matters, I am often asked difficult questions, even when I am in a hurry. Recently, the most common questions have been the following:"
"It was the sort of day when people walk in the park and solve problems. "We'll simply call the taxi company, David, and request a large one, like one of those vans." Is the sort of thing you would overhear if you were overhearing in the park."
"I'll have ten grams of rice, Mrs. Bass interrupted, one tenth of a hectogram of shrimp vindaloo, a dekagram of chana aloo masala, one thousand centigrams of tandori salmon, four samosas with surface area of nineteen cubic centimeters, five deciliters of mango lassi, and a sada rava dosai that's exactly nineteen centimeters long."
"With the Baudelaire orphans, it was as if their grief were a very heavy object that they each took turns carrying so that they would not all be crying at once, but sometimes the object was too heavy for one of them to move without weeping, so Violet and Sunny stood next to Klaus, reminding him that this was something they could all carry together until at last, they found a safe place to lay it down."