Larry the Cable Guy on Justice
Browse 5 quotations attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, catalogued under justice, with dates where available.
This page displays 5 quotations attributed to Larry the Cable Guy and filed under "justice" in QuoteLineage. The selection is ordered by stored importance and quality scores, not citation counts. A topic label describes how an entry is catalogued; it does not establish the theme's importance in the author's work.
Attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, entry #33828: "I used to be a bitch. I met her at Hooters. She didn't have big boobs, but she could turn her head in a circle just like an owl. ."
Attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, entry #224184: "Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me."
5 Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy on Justice
"I used to be a bitch. I met her at Hooters. She didn't have big boobs, but she could turn her head in a circle just like an owl. ."
"Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me."
"I'll tell ya the one thing you don't wanna buy at the dollar store - toilet paper. I might as well have just used the dollar."
"I went to the Talladega 500 with a girl I had just met. She was very sweet with childlike qualities. No titties! ."
"OJ isn't going to jail — he just changed his name to BJ."