Larry the Cable Guy on Time
Browse 4 quotations attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, catalogued under time, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, entry #160050: "At first I didn't even realize she was pregnant. I kinda gotten used to her throwing up every time we had sex..."
Attributed to Larry the Cable Guy, entry #185624: "What does fruit got to do with underbritches? I guess it's to remind us when we take them down we go, "Oh, I should've eaten more fruit today. I guess."
4 Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy on Time
"At first I didn't even realize she was pregnant. I kinda gotten used to her throwing up every time we had sex..."
"What does fruit got to do with underbritches? I guess it's to remind us when we take them down we go, "Oh, I should've eaten more fruit today. I guess."
"I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, "Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!"
"We always have a tradition at our family reunion, we always have the family tug-of-war, and this year it was my dad's side of the family against my sister-in-law. She wins every year! I swear, she runs on diesel. That's a fat bastard, right there! She went on a diet one time, Little Debbie laid off 500 employees. Last Halloween, she dressed in white, came as a blizzard."