Nicole Hollander on Life
Browse 8 quotations attributed to Nicole Hollander, catalogued under life, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Nicole Hollander, entry #226241: "A cat who’s just been told that he’ll have to eat that special canned cat food that comes from the veterinarian for the rest of his life. Shoot me now."
Attributed to Nicole Hollander, entry #27185: "A really good haircut is as effective in changing one’s life as A) 3 months of psychotherapy. B) 6 months of psychotherapy."
8 Quotes by Nicole Hollander on Life
"A cat who’s just been told that he’ll have to eat that special canned cat food that comes from the veterinarian for the rest of his life. Shoot me now."
"A really good haircut is as effective in changing one’s life as A) 3 months of psychotherapy. B) 6 months of psychotherapy."
"The Senate passed a bill today that would outlaw abortion unless the doctor's life is in danger. **"
"I'm planning to live fast, die young, and make a good looking corpse. I think you're off schedule."
"Don't be silly. You're not going to be the first interplanetary traveler to die in a Chevy."
"I dreamt I died and went to Heaven and they handed me some old Ms. magazines, a paper sheet, and made me sit in a little room with a bunch of other doctors."
"What do you hope never to hear your pilot say? 1) ”I had the worst fight of my life with my wife this morning.” 2) “Let’s see how fast this baby will go.” 3) “Whoops."
"You know the kind of woman I could really go for? . . . Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me."