Ron White on Health
Browse 3 quotations attributed to Ron White, catalogued under health, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Ron White, entry #212299: "I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body."
Attributed to Ron White, entry #161012: "You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore. I'm hoping…"
3 Quotes by Ron White on Health
"I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body."
"You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I'm hoping that happens to me later tonight, 'cause these babies don't fit anymore. I'm hoping I'm one big turd away from backing into an old wardrobe."
"Have you ever seen a healthy-looking vegetarian? They look like shit! They're all gaunt and yellow. After a while, their bodies become intolerant of other things. I'll give you an example: I was out to lunch with a comedian friend of mine, and later in the day he said, and I quote: "I feel nauseous and I have a headache. That soup I had must have had beef broth in it." Your system's kickin' back broth? You're a manly man, aren't you?"