Ron White on Money
Browse 2 quotations attributed to Ron White, catalogued under money, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Ron White, entry #95643: "We take the money we make from selling the rest of Florida to Israel, we buy Mexico, fix it up and flip it!"
Attributed to Ron White, entry #226074: "She and I got into another argument about the temperature of the dwelling and she took a butcher knife and slashed the tires on my truck. So I dug up an old Polaroid of her and en…"
2 Quotes by Ron White on Money
"We take the money we make from selling the rest of Florida to Israel, we buy Mexico, fix it up and flip it!"
"She and I got into another argument about the temperature of the dwelling and she took a butcher knife and slashed the tires on my truck. So I dug up an old Polaroid of her and entered it in Hustlers "Beaver Hunt" contest and she won. And I used the money to buy me some new tires, and she super-glues my dick to my stomach, so you see how things get out of hand? Still itches."