Tom Robbins on Religion
Browse 9 quotations attributed to Tom Robbins, catalogued under Religion, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Tom Robbins, entry #126162: "And what would our ideas of God, of religion, be like if they had come to us through the minds of women? Ever think of that?"
Attributed to Tom Robbins, entry #188044: "... overdramatizing the word of God, turning the Scriptures into a cross between a German opera and a hockey game."
9 Quotes by Tom Robbins on Religion
"And what would our ideas of God, of religion, be like if they had come to us through the minds of women? Ever think of that?"
"... overdramatizing the word of God, turning the Scriptures into a cross between a German opera and a hockey game."
"Modern Romans insisted that there was only one god, a notion that struck Alobar as comically simplistic."
"Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue."
"A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised."
"Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide."
"She needed help, but God was in a meeting whenever she rang."
"Hawaii made the mouth of her soul water."
"Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard God who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!"