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Tom Robbins on Time

Browse 8 quotations attributed to Tom Robbins, catalogued under time, with dates where available.

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Attributed to Tom Robbins, entry #32125: "Sometimes those things that attract the most attention to us are the things that afford us the greatest privacy."

Attributed to Tom Robbins, entry #197621: "Most snoring is composed by Beethoven or Wagner, although a few times Wiggs had heard heavy metal rock performed on the somnambulate bassoon."

8 Quotes by Tom Robbins on Time

"Sometimes those things that attract the most attention to us are the things that afford us the greatest privacy."

— Tom Robbins

"Most snoring is composed by Beethoven or Wagner, although a few times Wiggs had heard heavy metal rock performed on the somnambulate bassoon."

— Tom Robbins

"The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist."

— Tom Robbins

"Good luck to you, pal. That's a search these days."

— Tom Robbins

"Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult."

— Tom Robbins

"Midnight, when the monotonous tick-tock of diurnal progress is for one throbbing moment replaced by the cool but smokey honk of a saxophone, alternately seductive and threatening. Midnight. The black growth on the clock face that has to be biopsied every twenty-four hours to see whether it is malignant or benign."

— Tom Robbins

"For most people, self-awareness and self-pity blossom simultaneously in early adolescence. It's about that time that we start viewing the world as something other than a whoop-de-doo playground, we start to experience personally how threatening it can be, how cruel and unjust. At the very moment when we become, for the first time, both introspective and socially conscientious, we receive the bad news that the world, by and large, doesn't give a rat's ass."

— Tom Robbins

"I’m not quite twenty, but, thanks to you, I’ve learned something that many women these days never learn: Prince Charming really is a toad. And the Beautiful Princess has halitosis. The bottom line is that people are never perfect, but love can be, that is the one and only way that the mediocre and the vile can be transformed, and doing that makes it that. Loving makes love. Loving makes itself. We waste time looking for the perfect lover instead of creating the perfect love. Wouldn’t that be the way to make love stay?"

— Tom Robbins