youth

"But though an old man, I am but a young gardener."

"Why did they give an R rating to a movie perfect for teenagers?"

"Interviewer: Your advice to youngsters who want to take up the sport"

"A cage went in search of a bird."

"Things hold your attention hostage until you give them the appropriate attention."

"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!"

"Legends of the Province House and Other Twice Told Tales"

"It is no advantage to be near the light if the eyes are closed."

"The Old Man and the New by Bradford"

"Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation."

"Old and young, we are all on our last cruise."

"Old age is the harbor of all ills."

"Christ would wear cowboy boots, Christ would have sex, Christ would eat pizza and cut blackjack decks"

"We point out that not every reactant is completely consumed in a chemical reaction, and that the limiting reactant determines the maximum theoretical yield; the percentage yield may be somewhat less."

"One advantage of the very low lighting in this room, he'd decided, was that it could make almost any girl look like a million dollars."

"This is how you should hold your palette."

"Setting the agenda and getting one's way, however, are two very different things."

"Vegetarianism: a kashrut for our age."

"I have my big-boy pants on right now. I'm trying not to cry!"

"3570. No Fool like the old Fool."