Jim Carrey

"Untold American lives have been ruined by the presidency of Donald Trump. The rule of law is imperiled, our unity has been shattered, the service sector has been obliterated, and major cities are suff…"

"There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; Don't tell everything you know, and until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass."

"If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret."

"I wish I could do some really weird stuff for you guys, you know?"

"I like people. They're entertaining. I just may laugh at different things than most people. I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes."

"I enjoy my life. The fame part of it freaked me out for a little while, and there are definitely times when it's not so great to be special and known by everybody — you know, when you're wearing the w…"

"Communication, hardest thing in the world. Y'know, I can look at you guys, I can communicate to you all night, but, one-on-one, I'm terrible. It's just, there's certain things about communicating that…"

"I think nine times out of ten the worst impulses we get are when we're behind the wheel of a car. That's why I don't think its such a good idea to have a gun … in the glove compartment. Cause chances …"