Paul Vixie

"The internet has no government, no constitution, no laws, no rights, no police, no courts. Don't talk about fairness or innocence, and don't talk about what should be done. Instead, talk about what is…"

"I've been lawsuit-threated by experts, and i can tell you from that experience, dv8 appears to not be an expert."

"With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more."

"Fragmentation is like classful addressing -- an interesting early architectural error that shows how much experimentation was going on while IP was being designed."

"Usually they finish by whining «but I WANT it!!! and so, I tell them: «So what? Everybody wants something. I want a pony. Get over it."

"personally i prefer the MX RR and a stylized name, but i was trying to solve the problem rather than create an industry."

"You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way?"

"Isc remains deeply apologetic that prior versions of BIND did not properly catch the configuration error that you appear to have built your business on."