Rachel Maddow

"I assume people with bad arguments will just lose them."

"Coming up: The part of my interview with the speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, where she smacks me down like a ball-peen hammer meeting a thumb. Ow. Ow. Ow."

"I really believe that in America, if you are clinging to some indefensible, unconstitutional bad idea of a policy, ultimately — one day — you are going to look up from the front gate of your prison an…"

"You want to know what just happened there? She smacked me down - smacked me down: "But Speaker Pelosi, the Republicans are all over the TV machine opposing the economic stimulus." "Settle down, kid. I…"

"Who's Burson-Marsteller? When evil needs public relations, evil has Burson-Marsteller on speed-dial."

"The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them."

"I‘ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but I‘m going to the egg roll. I swear."

"I'm so rarely the arbiter of what all women want. I'm usually quite the outlier on that chart."