Rachel Maddow

"I assume people with bad arguments will just lose them."

"Coming up: The part of my interview with the speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, where she smacks me down like a ball-peen hammer meeting a thumb. Ow. Ow. Ow."

"You want to know what just happened there? She smacked me down - smacked me down: "But Speaker Pelosi, the Republicans are all over the TV machine opposing the economic stimulus." "Settle down, kid. I…"

"The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them."

"I‘ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but I‘m going to the egg roll. I swear."

"I'm so rarely the arbiter of what all women want. I'm usually quite the outlier on that chart."

"The Republicans... are having a hard time getting their members to act as a unit instead of like a bunch of six-year-olds playing anarchist soccer; three teams, two goals, you decide."

"And it is like -50 degrees in that Dakotas right now. What would happen if Russia killed the power in Fargo today? Alright. What would happen if all the natural gas lines that service Sioux Falls just…"