Arthur Jones (inventor)

"Never be so arrogant that you fail to give people the benefit of being as stupid as they actually are."

"How would you feel if you lived on an island populated, apart from yourself, exclusively by retarded, malicious chimpanzees? Well, that’s how I feel. Don’t laugh, because you’re one of those retarded,…"

"We learn, when we learn, only from experience, and then we only learn from our mistakes. Our successes only serve to reinforce our superstitions."

"A properly performed set of leg extensions immediately followed by a properly performed set of leg presses should leave you feeling like you just climbed a tall building with your car tied to your bac…"

"If you like an exercise, chances are you’re doing it wrong."

"How old am I? Old enough to know it’s impossible to change the thinking of fools, but young and foolish enough to keep on trying."

"Thinking is a terrible disadvantage with which most people are not burdened. Being able to think merely makes you aware of the outrages around you."

"There must surely be a few bodybuilders who are not idiots. But if so, they are well camouflaged in some undiscovered cave."