"The Master Great Cultural Figure cannot be communicated with, at all."

“A bride burns her bridges, having fallen in love, and drowns in marriage.”

“I immediately recognized the nearly finished score as incidental music destined by an unlikely congress of muses, including the pre-ghost of Jack Kevorkian, to accompany the death of Tim McVeigh, as his inexplicable circumstances resoundingly invoke the symbols, shapes and numbers found on these pages.”

“Germs have no morals whatsoever in their instinctual drive to defeat other germs.”

“I think I can understand El Serruchito’s dismay. Imagine troubling yourself to attend some infant’s funeral, only to find dashed your modest poetic hopes.”

“The Italian Nerd does not exist . The Italian male does not feel / recognize the relevance of nerddom. This was felt at the Milan airport as a patrician black-clad gentleman moved the croissant into his mouth with gusto. The nerds, or what was left of them, were offered American coffee.”

“The secret is the secret. Sincerity is the word.”