"I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality."

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“Sour patch kids gone wild.”

“I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.”

“I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.”

“I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn’t kill anyone.”

“I didn't know people had that much water in them!”

“Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!”

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"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. ... Chivalry got killed by the feminist movement on them magazines that got women going crazy, because women got too much advice about men from other women. And …"

— Dave Chappelle

Entertainment1973

#truth

"My grandmother gets who I am, so when you ask me about people who don’t understand, or people who are on their bully pulpits saying you shouldn’t accept people, I’m like: “What’s happened to you that,…"

— Janet Mock

Literature1983

#life

"I confess, Sir, I am at a loss to conceive how any man, who has ever read our Constitution as originally framed, or as it now exists, can listen a moment to such an argument. If anything be clearer th…"

— Robert Charles Winthrop

Politics1809–1894

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"I miss Scott terribly, and Feb. 14 is a really hard day. So, you know what? I do say to Marjorie Taylor Greene ... find your conscience. You're a mother, man up or woman up, whatever you want to say, …"

— Marjorie Taylor Greene

Politics1974

#truth