"Bruce Willis as David Addison Singing in Moonlighting"

"When and if we choose to rear our infants and children in an affectional environment of positive reinforcem…"

"It wouldn't have made any difference," my mother said. "A woman like that, the way she sees it she's a vict…"

"Marriage, each of them realized intuitively, was about compromise and forgiveness. It was about balance, wh…"

"My face is a good one for doing impersonations. I’ve got small eyes, a low brow and a big head ... When I w…"

"In them was vested our standard of morals and the purity of our blood. The wife did not take the name of he…"

"Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that."