"I wanted to sign up and fight with you guys, but they told me I was too old."

"Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between th…"

"The Pentagon admitted the Iraqi was never given an identification number and that the Red Cross was never n…"

"This tree has a hole with water in it where mosquitoes could breed!"

"He was a revealing symbol. He called himself passive-aggressive. There was self-pity, whining. There was a …"

"Theology is now called to listen fully to the world, even if such a listening demands a turning away from t…"

"Nvidia has been the single worst company we've ever dealt with. So Nvidia... fuck you!"