"No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me."

“I always sang at temple growing up. I got a good reaction from Mrs. Goldberg and Mrs. Rosenbaum and the other old ladies.”

“If we can't keep our Palestinian neighbors and Muslim neighbors alive with good water and fresh air, we'll never get them to the peace table.”

“Everything I am came from my parents. I don't take that much credit for who I am and what I am.”

“The Mandy Patinkin Showcase”

“It's pretty early out here in L.A., but I can guarantee it will happen today, I sure am lucky. It's better than NOT having it.”

“I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly. It's private. Although a hint is, that there was a character in Elmo in Grouchland who was called "My Lady" and that's all I'll say.”