"Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index."

“A good part — and definitely the most fun part — of being a feminist is about frightening men. American and Australian feminists have always known this, and absorbed it cheerfully into their act; one thinks of julienning men on phone- in shows, or telling us that a good feminist is rude to a man at least three times a day on principle. Of course, there's a lot more to feminism... but scaring the shit out of scumbags is an amusing and necessary part because, sadly, a good many men still respect nothing but strength,”

“It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not - it's a visa, and it runs out fast.”

“Details of Sugar Rush on Channel Four”

“We may be saddled with Bush and Blair, but you've got Prince Charles , the Catholic church and posturing pansies such as Sean Penn, Sheryl Crow and Damon Albarn.”

“Cherie Blair can call herself a feminist all she likes, but any feminist worth her salt would have made a point of having a termination - on the NHS, naturally - when she got knocked up the last time. . . Famous women would rather admit to having been sexually abused as children than to having had a termination. . . Myself, I'd as soon weep over my taken tonsils or my absent appendix as snivel over those abortions. I had a choice, and I chose life - mine.”

“Unofficial Julie Burchill website”