"I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything.Maybe we’re from the same star."

"That was another trouble with women, they were never there when you wanted or really needed them. They helped each other, all right, but they expected men to do all sorts of impossible feats of derrin…"

"My great surprise is that the crisis in the Church has been so long. We had prayed that the good Lord would send us a truly Catholic Pope, a holy Catholic Pope, just a few years after my consecration,…"

"People really seem to have enjoyed The Tick. I think because it’s odd and quirky and not mainstream, that people that are fans of The Tick love to talk about it, bring it up, and I certainly appreciat…"

"Affections are more solid and lasting among spirits than among men, because they are not subordinated to the caprices of material interests and self-love."