"Quentin Crisp said it to me; now I say it to you: say yes to everything."

"If are decided through the use of force, everything becomes double-complicated....He who sows the wind will reap a hurricane and this will be a very strong storm in the whole Middle East region, which…"

"Four blind men went to see an elephant. One touched the leg of the elephant, and said, "The elephant is like a pillar." The second touched the trunk, and said, "The elephant is like a thick stick or c…"

"Everything is nothing, including the consciousness of nothing."

"In my experience, the best way to deal with such people is to politely agree with everything they say, then ignore them."